Annoyed...

In the 7 months I've been here, I've always thought my resume was somewhere amongst my paperwork or in one of my books down in the garage. It seems I was wrong. I even asked my mom if she could check my old room as I remember it being in a blue folder, but such a folder does not exist. I know it's on my hard-drive but I can't access it from here, so now I need to write up a resume from scratch from the beginning. How does one remember all the certified classes one took years ago regarding banking. I had my resume on Monster.com but they're saying they have no record (bs they deleted it) I know it was there as I had a few bites years ago. Twenty-two years in one company is a lot of years and it's a lot of things I did over those many years. I have to simplify and shorten my wordage as not to bore someone to tears. At least my starting point won't be too tiresome, being the receptionist at the radio station.